Tales of Shimish

I’m not sure if this is a symptom of living in the bible belt/Oklahoma or if it’s everywhere….

…But I love how I call the Health Dept to ask about a tetanus booster and an STD test (booster cause I’m going overseas, STD test just for good measure). While talking about the booster the lady is quite content sounding but as soon as I ask “And you offer STD testing as well, right?”, her tone defiantly dropped and she was far less enthusiastic in her responses.

I mean it’s not a topic that really needs cheerfulness, STDs aren’t fun, but still…

I’m probably seeing bias where there isn’t actually any…

PRINT THIS POST WORDS: Notes: 1 5/17/13 — 1:46pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9e8xwlBlp8h Filed under: #Health #Oklahoma #Always Fun

So a friend and I just became really close…

He’s says he’s straight…

and….i sucked on his penis.

PRINT THIS POST WORDS: Notes: 4 5/13/13 — 4:17am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9e8xwktxcu_ Filed under: #drunk post

Huh. I had a sexy dream last night. That is a rare thing indeed.

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i’m not a particularly religious person but I still believe in God etc…However!

Seeing people on Facebook post things like

“Having a wonderful day in the world God gave us”

Really makes me want to post something like

“Really enjoying the weather. Isn’t the random and convenient chance that allowed our Earth to be able to support life and evolution that brought us to this point absolutely amazing!? Physics are amazing.”

PRINT THIS POST WORDS: 4/29/13 — 5:40pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9e8xwjquBr7 Filed under: #Being a bastard #;)

Why are there so many sexy AE’s.

Not to say there aren’t sexy Architects too…but…there are just some AE’s that are gorgeous….

PRINT THIS POST WORDS: 4/18/13 — 3:20pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9e8xwi_ZVLh Filed under: #Studio #Sexy boys #Gay #My problems

When I say I just like to tease you…what I mean is I just don’t like being alone.

PRINT THIS POST WORDS: 4/16/13 — 4:05pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9e8xwirNikk Filed under: #fo realz #always feeling lonely #ridiculous problems #but still problems

Source: what-about-the-boys

High-res Notes: 9539 2/20/13 — 4:23am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9e8xweaBfSx

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

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God bless drag queens.

I will always reblog this

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

Oh fuck yes.

If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.

Source: b-random

PRINT THIS POST WORDS: Notes: 257623 2/19/13 — 7:23am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9e8xweVj5Ug

I’ve been in a really depressed state lately.

And I’ve decided to come out of it. Philip ain’t got TIME for this!

Nope. Time for exercise and working hard.

PRINT THIS POST WORDS: 1/29/13 — 12:22pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9e8xwcx2EmO

Just got drunk at the bar and then walked out to my car… And a policeman is parked next to me.

Still drove home and didn’t get pulled over. Lady’s lucky…

PRINT THIS POST WORDS: 1/6/13 — 3:45am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9e8xwb5kLVf